Graffiti Personal scrawlings

I've just decommissioned an old weblog I'd filled with links to arty stuff (and redirected the traffic here). For about three years I collected stats to rank the links by hit, and of all the arty (and otherwise) stuff I posted, these 15 got the most hits.

If you're looking for Yeti Sports, you want ..:::YETISPORTS:::... For whatever reason, I posted five Pingu/Yeti Sports links and three made it to the top 15 at #2, 5 and 8.

• #1 webart link: Bloody Pingu. Bloody Pingu is hosted by #11, flabber weblog.
• NSFW has The Dildo Song (#3), Toilet Monster (#6), Silicon Challenge (#7) and Kinky Breakout (#15)
• Viridian Room (#4) is in A list of arty Flash puzzles in increasing order of complexity
• Music Videos has Dirty Kuffar (#9) and Apache Helicopter Attack Video (#14)

Strangley, community site Nordinho.net made the list at #10. Two viral ads squeaked in near the bottom. Splinter Cell (#12) is a Flash video game teaser and Make-a-Flake (#13) seems to be an ad agency's marketing experiment.

Also see Cows and the del.icio.us Webart feed.

Political ones. The bulleted links are to searches of video.google.com that hopefully will turn up the intended target.

• Good Fire Hit Him. Pop-up video of footage from an Apache helicopter. The commander and gunner waste a family of farmers to the tune of The Psychedelic Furs' "Heaven". Originally from Chris King Pop Icon (his URL as of this writing).
• We Fuck The World. Makes me laugh every time. Originally from Les Guignols de l'info.
• Dirty Kuffar. They tell me it's Islamic extremist rap. Let that be your warning.

To take an extreme tangent, Submission isn't a music video, but it's worth watching. It's the little film that got the Dutchman killed a few years ago.

Some cow links I had laying around.

• Cows With Guns. Cows fight for bovine freedom.
• I'm A Cow. Cows in a different kind of bondage.
• Live In Barney's Barn. Record a drum solo and watch it on Mooo-TV. Seriously.
• The Meatrix Films. Moophius offers the red pill.

And somewhat related Weebl's Stuff:

• Pork. The cannibalism theme is kinda creepy.
• Kenya. Lions and tigers for sale to the geographically challenged.

Amusing links not to browse from work.

• The Dildo Song. A cute Canadian girl sings about dildos. If that isn't nice, what is?
• Minimal Porn. Hard to explain. Click it.
• Pictures I Like For A Variety Of Reasons. Hilarious.
• Silicon Challenge. Guess which ones are fake and which ones are real.
• Kinky Breakout. If you have the patience.
• Toilet sign icons getting it on at YouTube.

1. Samorost 1 and Samorost 2. Pretty and imaginative. They probably take a half-hour each to complete. Relaxing.
2. Grow. You might get this in ten minutes, or in a couple of hours, depending if you're lucky or unlucky. The components interact in interesting ways.
3. Takagism.net has links to Crimson Room and Viridian Room. They might take an hour or so each, longer if you get stuck on something stupid.
4. MOTAS - the Mystery Of Time And Space. Not so much art as obsession. Don't start this unless you're unemployed and you have serious time to waste.

I'm sure a search engine will turn up cheats for any of these if you get stuck.